Internet Dating

Like many nerds, I’m a bit like the last dodo bird: very single with approximately equal probability of finding a suitable mate. Fortunately I have access to the internet, but I find it to be of limited use. Some online match-up sites I’ve used:

1. eHarmony.com
2. match.com
3. falseHope.com
4. tooDifficultToFindTheRightOne.com
5. bangYourHeadAgainstTheKeyboard.com